Lard Ass Butter

Before I ate this butter, I was like, butter's butter right? But no! This butter is some next level kinda magic. Just imagine some locally sourced Dutch Cream potatoes with this butter on it. OOOOHHH! Or a loaf of Back Alley Bakes Fruit Bread, fresh out the toaster, with drippy bits of this salty, creamy, cultured delight slathered all over. AAAAHHH!